The Spurs are easily Darth Vader. I don't know anyone who likes them, yet they are always coming out on top.
Shaq is like Yoda. His quotes are the best, and he went into hiding for a few seasons before coming back and kicking some ass.
Teams like the Wizards, the Bulls, the Nets, the Grizzlies and the Kings are like Storm Troopers - they don't really have any individual personality and no one really cares when they all get blown away.
Jeff Van Gundy (coach of the Rockets) is like Luke: a little whiney bitch. Who cares if everyone is fouling Yao? He's 7'6" - shouldn't we make the game a little tougher for him?
Steve Nash and the Suns are the Han Solo of the NBA: carefree, fast talking (and high scoring) but you never know if they will show up for the fight (i.e., no defense)
Ben Wallace is Chewbacca. Look at the pictures.
Plus, they last nearly as long. How long does it take to make six movies? About as long as it takes to decide the NBA's champ.
Thursday, May 05, 2005
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