I repeat: not gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I even have a picture of him with his girlfriend:
So not gay.
My friend Ryan is a tough, tough guy. He is scary. See? I found a picture of him looking scary. I thought he was going to carjack me or something.
Ryan is tough.Doesn't that girl look scared to be with him? Why is that, I wonder?
Still, some of his actions in public are a little hard to explain. Seriously Ryan, why did you enter that banana eating contest in West Hollywood? And did you know if you rearrange they letters in your name, it spells "Anus as Merry"? How do you explain that?
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