I was thinking about my childhood today - or at least I was trying. I think I blocked out some memories, so if you have any input for the following lists, please let me know.
Things my dad has given me as a gift:
-flashlights
-a snow shovel
-glass lids to my mother's pots and pans
Things my dad has done in public:
-Told my friends how to check their prostate
-Left the cake out in the rain a few too many times, if you know what I mean
Interesting ways my dad punished me:
-"I have kids because I can't have slaves"
-Digging holes, then switching the dirt
Things my dad has done to my friends:
-Accused them of moving the pool table
-Made them plant flowers (sorry Wolf)
-Made them haul shingles from the bottom of the driveway up to the top of the roof, just because I was out of the state at the time
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i know it is a separate thing, but the prostate comment made me think about tom green's testicular cancer song. "hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer."
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