Sleep Talking

My wife talks in her sleep. Not all the time; just occasionally - and especially after she's been asleep for an hour. Last night, I stayed up reading after she went to sleep. Dead asleep, she knows when I turn off the light, and that's her cue to start talking.

"Nonny Nonny, turn off the light, turn off the light, turn off the light."

(For some reason, she always says this three times).

Then, she rolls over to give me a kiss and reposition, and this is when the fun starts. She kept mumbling something, so I said "nugget" to see if she would repeat it. Yup. Same with "cafe macchiato."

Then she actually started making sense. She told me not to worry. I said, "worry about what?" She said, "don't worry, it's under control - I have a secret security team."

I'm glad my wife dreams about secret security teams.