You need to bring more heat!

I've been bored lately. Before this week (when classes finally started up again), I've been going stir crazy. Since returning from Arizona over the holidays, I haven't done much. Christy works, I sleep in, watch TV, go for a walk, and cook a gourmet dinner. I've been so bored, I have even watched the exact same SportsCenter twice in a row, in addition to countless hours of CNBC (to prepare for interviews). I've watched Back to the Future 2, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, and Awesome, I Fuckin' Shot That!, among other movies. But now I've got a new favorite, something I watch multiple times per week, just to read into all the different levels.

Yes, I've become addicted to The (White) Rapper Show. It's brilliant, it really is. I think Sullee or 100 Proof will pull it out, but there might be some competition from Jus Rhyme and John Brown, AKA the King of the Burbs. Persia, she'll be the next one out, leaving a bunch of dudes (all she can do is battle rap; she needs to learn there's much more to it than that). And even though she couldn't rap, I miss Misfit. The characters on this show are great. There's a girl named G-Child who is probably all of four and a half feet tall. She's from Detroit, and her idol is Vanilla Ice. That went over well with the producers.

Speaking of the producers, the two main personalities on this show are MC Serch and Prince Paul. Serch calls himself "the legendary MC Serch." I haven't followed his career lately, but I'm not sure if slinging a few singles back with 3rd Base qualifies as "legendary." But Price Paul, there's a legend. I'm a big Handsome Boy Modeling School fan.

I wish I could find the "You need to bring more heat" barbershop post, but here's a quick clip.