An open letter to anyone who cares

Listen, do you think I really care what you think?* This is not the place to argue about the definition of "ironic". Talk to my wife, the former editor, I'm sure she cares. Besides, she's wicked skillful with a belt. Me, I'm about to kick ass and take names. I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! Besides, you're all over the line.





Until next time, waste your time with this.

Shea Stadium the Radium E M D squared, got kicked out of the Palladium, you think that I cared?


*Note: If I really wanted to start a discussion, do I care that you care? Or do you care that I care? Or do I care that you care that I care? Or do you care that I care that you care? Do I really care? Do you really care? Do we both care but don't care to show it? Did you realize that I have typed care so many times, I'm now questioning whether I misspelled it? Who cares? It's just another four letter word.