Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Boys have a penis, Girls have a vagina

After seeing this, this is the first thing that came to mind:

"Child Molester" starring the Governor of California!

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Finally, Halloween will suck this year. I've had my costume picked out since last November, and now I will have to wait another year for its glorious emergence. I am attending a wedding on Saturday, and (unfortunately) it is not a costume wedding. Plus, I don't think my wife will let me go Trick-or-Treating this year.


Um yeah, I guess it's for the best, anyway. Besides, Lumberg called me in on Saturday. Damn TPS reports.


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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It is me, ryan. I am posting anonymously as i have forgotten my name, password, and what my use on this planet is. Let me be the first to welcome you back zack attack. (sorry, it had to be done). I have spent too many aimless days at work staring at my computer, only to be bored within 15 minutes, and resulting in having to read "offbeat news" on cnn.com. depressing. anyway, i look forward to many interesting, but otherwise useless reports from you to fill my day, and make me feel like I am part of something special again.