Where did who go?

So, I've been gone for a little while. I actually had to work at work. I actually clocked 15 hours in my timesheet Wednesday alone (yes, I'm on salary, but I still have to fill out a timesheet) and I think there's a chance I actually understated my hours. In the mean time, I picked up some odd jobs around the office and ended up with a pretty decent promotion - so I guess that explains that.



To my loyal (read: occasional, if there's nothing better to do), I'm sorry. I just felt all this pressure to write something interesting, while over on Godzilla vs. Peachfuzzerila my boy Marky Mark is pontificating on some really interesting stuff.

I guess this is turning into an apology and a promise. I'll have some really interesting stuff to say in the future, I promise. And I'm sorry I haven't been more attentive. All I ask in return is that you help finish the script by Effin Sweet. Please. Besides proposing to my wife, it may have been the best idea I've ever come up with - and if you know my wife and me, you'll know that's the truth. And now, for something completely different.