Master of my own domain

I promise there is a post here; in fact, a very humorous post. Please scroll down to view. I have no clue how to resolve this problem* without posting more (which I plan to do). Until then, please forward your concerns here.

Thanks,

"The Management"





*Actually, all I had to do was change my blog's template. I don't like this one nearly as much, but it will have to do for now.